Somali

It's tough running a country whose only natural resources are camels, bananas, frankincense, spiny lobster tails, shark fins, kidnapped aid workers and pirated yachts-a country which generates its tax revenue from roadblocks, license plates, pirate-collected port duties and whatever spare change is left in the sand. Somalia's clans have been drilling holes in each other ever since the first Somalis decided to marry someone other than their sister. How long will this clan-banging go on? Well, until they run out of bullets and somebody ties down every rock in this parched, godforsaken country. Recently, the clans have cloaked themselves with high-faulting political names so that it sounds.